king solomon's mines. exit 75. i'm still alive. i'm still alive. i'm still alive.

Music: "Hotel (Cleveland, Ohio 2007)"-Tori Amos
Music: "Supernatural"-Madonna

How do you piss a bunch of trolls off? How do you keep trolls on their toes? How do you keep Eric Pifer (theeman8866 on gay.com) logged in as D_D_M and farfromhomo (both on gay.com) with impersonation blogs going crazy in anticipation? How do you get said trolls to create bogus facebook and myspace accounts to send threats to people they believe write the blog?

Simple.

Just don't update the blog when you say you're going to and instead, have dinner parties where you log onto gay.com and laugh at the desperation of those unknowing.
Oh. And no. We will not "delete_the_blog."

To be continued...

It's Colder Than It Looks Outside

Music: "Pinch Me"-Barenaked Ladies

Ok. Due to funerals and trips to Vegas and all the bareback sex any fag could want, we've been away. (We're also prepping for our forthcoming, extremely offensive, radio show. (More on that in future entries.))
Anyhow, getting down to business...

-IMPORTANT-

While we at Goat! International do not believe in censoring our readers, we've had to recently delete comments made on the blog. Yes, yes, we know. There were racial comments as well as people posting someone's real name. However, when commenting on the blog, you need to keep this in mind: DO NOT under ANY circumstances censor yourself. If you type "Nig*ers" instead of "NigGers", you will be deleted. If you can't bring yourself to type the fucking word "niggers," then you either need to get a game face or stop reading the blog altogether. We don't care if you comment on every entry ten times! We don't care if you put Donnie Marsh's name in it because let's face it, he's easily one of the meanest motherfuckers in America. But you will NOT do something douchey like putting asterisks "*" where important letters (like the missing G in NIGGERS) belongs. Capice?

-BLOG FREQUENCY NOTICE-

People. People. People. Stop bugging the authors if you know them. It's now formal policy that the blog will be updated EVERY MONDAY as *well* as every-other FRIDAY of the month. This will give you at least 6 blog-entries to sink your tongue into per month. (Which is far better than some asses in Youngstown because at least we wipe.)

-CONTESTS-

Stay tuned to the blog for some upcoming contests. Yes, you can win money! It may behoove you to pay attention to even the smallest details of the blog if you hope to win. You may also want to link us in your bioline http://gaydotcom.blogspot.com . You never know who is watching and what you may win!

-PUBLIC NOTICE-

Prepinohio (Brian), Lady_Delish666 wishes you to stop talking to him. He is not one of the author's of this blog and has no connection to it other than his comments posted in it. (Which he wouldn't make if you would quit your fucking stalking.) Further, everyone in the Akron/Canton area is well aware that you are the stalker who doesn't leave people alone. So. Um. Stop already. Mmkay?

-PEEKTURES!-

First, a couple of Barry (Novus2004):







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The comics are too big for the blogger frames so you will need to click on them to open them up to full view. Yes, we did resize them but it was too hard to read them.

A comic featuring Papa Novus, the late Stephen Main, the gorgeous hybridMaverick and PoonDog!


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A comic featuring the crazy Prepinohio (Brian), the lovely and sexy Lady_Delish666, the super-creepy dcswayofliving and AIDSPear!