It's Colder Than It Looks Outside

Music: "Pinch Me"-Barenaked Ladies

Ok. Due to funerals and trips to Vegas and all the bareback sex any fag could want, we've been away. (We're also prepping for our forthcoming, extremely offensive, radio show. (More on that in future entries.))
Anyhow, getting down to business...

-IMPORTANT-

While we at Goat! International do not believe in censoring our readers, we've had to recently delete comments made on the blog. Yes, yes, we know. There were racial comments as well as people posting someone's real name. However, when commenting on the blog, you need to keep this in mind: DO NOT under ANY circumstances censor yourself. If you type "Nig*ers" instead of "NigGers", you will be deleted. If you can't bring yourself to type the fucking word "niggers," then you either need to get a game face or stop reading the blog altogether. We don't care if you comment on every entry ten times! We don't care if you put Donnie Marsh's name in it because let's face it, he's easily one of the meanest motherfuckers in America. But you will NOT do something douchey like putting asterisks "*" where important letters (like the missing G in NIGGERS) belongs. Capice?

-BLOG FREQUENCY NOTICE-

People. People. People. Stop bugging the authors if you know them. It's now formal policy that the blog will be updated EVERY MONDAY as *well* as every-other FRIDAY of the month. This will give you at least 6 blog-entries to sink your tongue into per month. (Which is far better than some asses in Youngstown because at least we wipe.)

-CONTESTS-

Stay tuned to the blog for some upcoming contests. Yes, you can win money! It may behoove you to pay attention to even the smallest details of the blog if you hope to win. You may also want to link us in your bioline http://gaydotcom.blogspot.com . You never know who is watching and what you may win!

-PUBLIC NOTICE-

Prepinohio (Brian), Lady_Delish666 wishes you to stop talking to him. He is not one of the author's of this blog and has no connection to it other than his comments posted in it. (Which he wouldn't make if you would quit your fucking stalking.) Further, everyone in the Akron/Canton area is well aware that you are the stalker who doesn't leave people alone. So. Um. Stop already. Mmkay?

-PEEKTURES!-

First, a couple of Barry (Novus2004):







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The comics are too big for the blogger frames so you will need to click on them to open them up to full view. Yes, we did resize them but it was too hard to read them.

A comic featuring Papa Novus, the late Stephen Main, the gorgeous hybridMaverick and PoonDog!


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A comic featuring the crazy Prepinohio (Brian), the lovely and sexy Lady_Delish666, the super-creepy dcswayofliving and AIDSPear!

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R.I.H. AIDSPear :(

We've been away mourning the loss of a dear friend, AIDSPear. She was loved by everyone:

danisnotstr8: I miss AIDSPear :(

cerebral_hedonist: AIDSPear was such an amazing person. I've never known anyone to have Teh* AIDS and keep their lesioned-head up in dignity like her. She'll forever be remembered.

aidsbanana: The best sister one could have.

Lucid_Confusion: who is AIDSPear?

not2good: i bet thi swill end up in htat fucking blog

LivLuvLifeErieDewd: I AM NOT CRAZY AND MY TEETH ARE STRAIT AND WHITE AND NOT YELLOW AND CEOOKED LIKE U GUYS KEP SAYING!

A brief history/obituary:

AIDSPear was born to Mr. Mike Hunt and Miss. Lickalotapuss on 21 June 1978 in the small town of Dover, Ohio. It didn't take long for her parents to throw her to the curb (literally) and she was taken in by the Hill family. At the ripe age of 12, she was caught getting railed by a nigger in Peggy Hill's bedroom while her foster-brother, Bobby, watched. On her own and down on her luck at 12, AIDSPear managed to save up enough money from being blown by Novus2004 in the back of his minivan to take a Greyhound bus out to LA. She tricked out and lived from couch to couch trying to get acting gigs. Unfortunately, after the many ventures to Novus2004's minivan, the lesions started to become more and more prominent. She was denied all roles she auditioned for.
At the age of 17, she applied for an internship at Goat! International. She started in the mail-room sorting through death-threat letters. We figured the bitch already has AIDS so who cares if she opens one and gets anthrax poisoning or blown to shit? She was soon promoted to head the Faggot Complaint Department here at Goat! International. Very few of her peers could cut a betch like she. When she sucked her last nigcock and took her last breath, her body was cremated and she wished for her ashes to be spread over African soil so she could send the message to the niggers to stop fucking and AIDS will be over. We did honour her wishes and traveled about spreading her ashes. However, we omitted to tell them the message because they deserve to die.

Until next time...