We were hoping you'd all be dead from AIDS but since you're not, we have to update. Woe is us.
The fatfuck in the 5x red shirt in the picture with the pointy, lactating titties is Eric Pifer, a troll obsessed with Donnie Marsh and the Hubforums.com.
-GOAT PARDON-
This is our first "GOAT! Pardon". It is, of course, similar to a presidential pardon. A couple weeks ago, a couple goats (one in particular) were goating-out a dude in the Erie room on behalf of a "friend". It turns out that the "friend" the Goats were defending, was actually talking amiably to this person on AIM, all the while feeding the Goats information to use against the person. Sounds psychotic? Yep.
Through a couple Goat-connections, it was discovered that the person getting jumped was actually a very decent person and the "friend" turned out to be a genuine Code Red. (Complete, fucking stalkerish-psycho.)
So this pardon, and "apology" as it is, goes out to Gary. (AWorldTouched on gay.com). We think you're alright. ;)
Oh and the psycho? He be here.
Through a couple Goat-connections, it was discovered that the person getting jumped was actually a very decent person and the "friend" turned out to be a genuine Code Red. (Complete, fucking stalkerish-psycho.)
So this pardon, and "apology" as it is, goes out to Gary. (AWorldTouched on gay.com). We think you're alright. ;)
Oh and the psycho? He be here.
-TROLL SPOTLIGHT: Brat42069-
There are 13 signs to show someone is a troll. (Well, there are far more, but this lengthy conversation will highlight some of the essentials.) The conversation started after the bars let out and someone brought up sex-parties. Brat42069 took it upon herself (yes, "her") to say that anyone involved in sex-parties has no self-respect.
(1) They are self-righteous to an extreme. Trolls seem to possess an almost God-like ego to which they feel far superior to others and have the right to judge others. Of course, the Goats do this too but let's face it, we are better.
(2) Common stall-tactic #1: "Whatever." They will type this until Eric Pifer's waistline drops down to 30. (As in, will never happen.)
(3) They are often over the age of 18 and simply cannot or won't grasp the essentials of the English language. Oftentimes their grammar and spelling is so horrid, there needs to a Troll-English interpreter present.
(4) Trolls often use things like, "You're gross" in one instance as a stall-tactic and in another to signify that no matter what your level of hotness, you are simply "gross" because you're kicking the fuck out of them in chat and they cannot keep up.
(5) Of course, if you are getting laid and they aren't (what a surprise!), you are "nasty" and will catch tons of STD's even if you are careful.
(6) They ab.so.lute.ly refuse to acknowledge how hideous they are and will commonly use, "I am far from ugly."
(7) Their comebacks are akin to, "I know you are, but what am I?"
(8) A common useless insult-attempt they use is, "Get a job" or "Get a real job." Simply put: To them, a person who is able to kick them back to their bridge cannot have a good job. Read: They are losing the online battle and must come up with stupid shit to comeback with.
(9) Trolls will often be silent for periods of time while in the middle of battle. When they "return", they will often say things like, "I'm on the phone" or "I was on the phone." Of course, the Troll will always claim it is someone from the chatroom on the phone with them slamming the winner of the fight but if you call the Troll out on who it is, they will refuse to tell you and the "person" will (obviously) not speak up in chat. Hence, they're lying.
(10) Everyone else, but the Troll, needs to "Get a life." They are quick to point out everyone who is in the chatroom but cannot see that they, themselves, are in the same chatroom and shouldn't be pointing fingers.
(11) The Troll will often make outrageous claims such as: "I can beat your ass", "I have a bigger dick than you", "I'm a millionaire and I don't need any of you" etc.
(12) When the Troll finally realizes they have lost the battle, they will completely self-destruct all the while believing they still have admirers left in the room. Think of this as someone with Tourette's who goes off the deep-end. This is characterized by complete, off-the-wall rantings and more often than not, scrolling in the room.
(13) This one sort of ties into #1. When the Troll has had his ass kicked and it is a new day, they will often lament on how "childish" the attacker was. Cry us a fucking river.
Here's the lengthy-conversation. Kaneboi2's remarks have been omitted due to him trying to appear wholesome while having an ad on 2 sex sites. Most of eriejosh32's comments have been omitted because the lunatic was shouting out that he found the LORD and crazy, irrelevant, shit like that.
4/5/08 3:28 AM : {Brat42069} thats why I won't bother with most of the ppl around erie
4/5/08 3:28 AM : {Brat42069} disgusting sluts\
4/5/08 3:28 AM : {phn7164071887} well if thay wear protection then there is nothing to worry about really
4/5/08 3:28 AM : {Brat42069} oh yes there is
4/5/08 3:29 AM : {phn7164071887} well atleast the ones who do are showing some responsability and have a reduced chance of contracting something
4/5/08 3:30 AM : {Brat42069} Yeah maybe , but any self respecting person wouldn't be there to begin with
4/5/08 3:30 AM : {goodthing} well- how thoughtful of you
4/5/08 3:31 AM : {phn7164071887} hey everyone has their fetishes and areas of interest
4/5/08 3:31 AM : {Brat42069} thats right kane
4/5/08 3:32 AM : {phn7164071887} rwell if you go into a venture of this nature and are impaired then thats not being responsable
4/5/08 3:33 AM : {phn7164071887} what about the ones that are voyureistic and are just there to watch but not particapate?
4/5/08 3:33 AM : {Brat42069} nope
4/5/08 3:34 AM : {Brat42069} still skanky
4/5/08 3:35 AM : {goodthing} no
4/5/08 3:36 AM : {goodthing} the lonely ones sit home and bitch and judge others-lol
4/5/08 3:39 AM : {phn7164071887} BAR = Breaks All Relationships!
4/5/08 3:40 AM : {Brat42069} nothings wrong with going to a bar, but if you go to the "sex parties" afterward, that dioesn't speak well for ones character
4/5/08 3:40 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Says who?
4/5/08 3:40 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Some of us like to fuck.
4/5/08 3:40 AM : {Brat42069} me
4/5/08 3:40 AM : {Brat42069} wanna fuck someone, heres an idea, get a bf
4/5/08 3:41 AM : {phn7164071887} easy said then done
4/5/08 3:41 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Just because you're all self-righteous doesn't mean the rest of us have no morals.
4/5/08 3:41 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I happen to like random, anonymous fucking.
4/5/08 3:41 AM : {Brat42069} or in the alternative, take someone home, use proctection fine...but sex partiers?!!?!? ...please
4/5/08 3:41 AM : {Brat42069} you would
4/5/08 3:41 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} And you're just assuming no one wears protection at sex-parties.
4/5/08 3:42 AM : {Brat42069} no I'm not...but sleeping with multiple people at one time...come on...have some self respect
4/5/08 3:42 AM : {Brat42069} protection or no
4/5/08 3:42 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} So if I have an orgy, I have no self-respect?
4/5/08 3:43 AM : {Brat42069} pretty much yeah..but thats just my opion....but hey...I like to look respectable
4/5/08 3:43 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} And why the fuck aren't the rest of you self-righteous quakers chiming in to help him? (Phn and Kaneboi)
4/5/08 3:43 AM : {Brat42069} to each their own I suppose
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Brat42069} because my points are true and and no one needs to help me. anyone with a self respecting brain could see that
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Meanwhile, Kaneboi is on nearly every sex site.
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Brat42069} sorry your a slut, but hey, not judging...just being honest
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You have issues.
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Brat42069} hardly
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} No. You do.
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {phn7164071887} sorry i had to restart the washer i have chimed in i dont think there is anything grong with a group meeting as long as you use protection
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Brat42069} lol ok
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Listen to yourself.
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {phn7164071887} thats the bottom line
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Brat42069} thats why I don't go to sex parties
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Thanks Phn.
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Brat42069} sorry I see it more that anyone who does has issues
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} But.
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You don't have any SELF-RESPECTWTFOMGBBQ!!!!11111
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {phn7164071887} i my self have never been to a group party becouse i have no interest but i wont judge another whos attends
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Brat42069} lo ok whatever
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I am a very successful slut.
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I don't need to "appear" respectable.
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I command respect.
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Brat42069} yeah exactly..SLUT...nothing respectable about that
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Brat42069} sorr
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Brat42069} your body should be copnsidered atemple...not a playground for every nasty thing to crawl on
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Cuddleboie} bitch demands an ass on his dick
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Do you think my boss and subordinates know or even care I fuck 10 people a week often in groups of 3 or more?
4/5/08 3:47 AM : {Brat42069} no nor would they care to cuz...eeew
4/5/08 3:47 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Exactly.
4/5/08 3:47 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} If you were hot, you'd probably be having all kinds of sex.
4/5/08 3:47 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Instead, you sit online and complain.
4/5/08 3:47 AM : {Brat42069} exactly, you're gross...next question
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {phn7164071887} most people dont plan a child i would love to have a poll taken to see how manny children are make with booze involved
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {Brat42069} I get hit on all the time..!!! lol I just don;t have to fuck everything that does hit one me...lol
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} *on me
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {goodthing} who is hitting on you?
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Good thing they're not into people who use correct grammar.
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {Novus2004} i molest little boys!
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} LOL@goodthing.
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I'd like to know too.
4/5/08 3:49 AM : {goodthing} lol
4/5/08 3:49 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Exclude NATEDOGG2007.
4/5/08 3:49 AM : {Brat42069} lol whatever..you can critique me all you want on my typing...still doesn't constitute the fact that you're nasty
4/5/08 3:49 AM : {theeman8866} i have stretchmarks on mah titties!
4/5/08 3:49 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I'm nasty because I've managed to put away nearly 400 people and remain disease free?
4/5/08 3:49 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You go on honey and do you'thang.
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Kane, that has nothing to do with your sex ads or this conversation.
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Brat42069} yeah!!! lol 400 people...thats something to really be proud of! Spread your legs some more you nasty freak
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} But you may continue to fish for bullets.
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I'll spread your legs.
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I haven't fucked anyone ugly this month.
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Brat42069} lmao...don't you wish
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You can be the first.
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Brat42069} lol ok...
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Brat42069} maybe in your wet dreams
4/5/08 3:51 AM : {Brat42069} and sorry sweetie but I'm far from ugly
4/5/08 3:51 AM : {goodthing} lol @ bitch
4/5/08 3:51 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} No. I'd have to bottom for you even though I'm versatile. I couldn't stay hard enough to fuck you unless you put your face in a pillow and I DIDN'T see you AT ALL prior to fucking you.
4/5/08 3:51 AM : {Brat42069} and even if I am..at least I have enough balls to show a pic and prove it...wheres yours...oh wait, your to much of a dog to show yourself...so who you gonna judge now?
4/5/08 3:52 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You really SHOULDN'T show yours at all.
4/5/08 3:52 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} It kills my fucking sex drive.
4/5/08 3:52 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} And my appetite.
4/5/08 3:52 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You even talk and speak as stupid as you look.
4/5/08 3:53 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Sad. Sad. Sad.
4/5/08 3:53 AM : {Brat42069} why not??? at leas tI can be prpoud of who I am instead of waking up, looking in the mirror and wanting to puke everyday because of the coyote ugly situation I put someone else in
4/5/08 3:53 AM : {eriejosh32} Left (thank god)
4/5/08 3:53 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} But. You do put others in it.
4/5/08 3:53 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} And your mom telling you you're cute doesn't count.
4/5/08 3:54 AM : {Brat42069} lol hardly, remember, I'm not the slut here
4/5/08 3:54 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} goodthing is a bigger ho than I and even he doesn't want you.
4/5/08 3:54 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} That means you're fugged.
4/5/08 3:54 AM : {Brat42069} I bet you do have diseases, thats why you won't show a pic of yourself...to many little sores all over your nasty cum guzzling gutter slut face
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Oh who didn't see that one coming?
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Stupid and predictable.
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Brat42069} lol I don;t care if that OLD MAN wants me...as if!!!!
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} As if?
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Brat42069} Talk about a whole bunch of yuck!
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Oh.
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Shit.
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Hold on.
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} 1994 just called.
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} They want "as if" back.
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Brat42069} oh please...
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Brat42069} oh ok..just like 2003 wants punkd back
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Brat42069} lol get a life you freak
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} It's not as tired as "as if."
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Brat42069} stop being a hooker and get a real job
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You're the one in a gay.com chatroom lecturing people about safe sex.
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Oh. Of course, ad hominem.
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Here we go.
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Brat42069} yeah exactly...CHAT ROOM not SEX LINE
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {kaneboi2} i have AIDS.
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I can't POSSIBLY be successful as a ho.
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Brat42069} right because hookers a re cheaper
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I simply *must* be an escort.
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Brat42069} you oughta know
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I have a real job.
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} A damn good one.
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Brat42069} prostituting doesn't count
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You're right.
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} So tell that to someone who does it.
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Brat42069} like.....you???
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {goodthing} this isnt a chat room- this is a sex hook up room
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Why is it you believe I'm a prostitute?
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Brat42069} you pretty much claimed to be one 15 minutes ago...waht else am I to believe
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Brat42069} ???
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} It couldn't be because you're losing against me with things like "as if" and "you're nasty".
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Brat42069} lol whatever
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} So now we pull the "you don't have a job or a life."
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Come on. Do better.
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Brat42069} My phrases have nothing to d owith the afct your nasty and gross...sorry
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Oh. We pulled "whatever."
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Amazing stall tactic.
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Afct/
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} ?
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {goodthing} if this is a chat room then why are you naked in your pics?
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You in that much of a hurry to try and one-up me you can't pay attention to detail?
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Is she naked in her pics, goodthing?
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Brat42069} who says I am?
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Brat42069} hardly...I'm on the phone
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} OH!
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} The PHONE.
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} More excuses.
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {goodthing} pic number 6
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {Brat42069} yeah..with someone in the room
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Just admit it. Type, "Listen im really dumb ok and i need to win this fight."
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {goodthing} lol
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Well tell them to back you up!
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You're losing miserably!
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {kaneboi2} Left (thank god)
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {Brat42069} Like I care?!!?!
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {Brat42069} This isn't a compition you dumb fuck
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {Brat42069} lol
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {goodthing} i dont see a phone in your hand in pic number 6
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {Brat42069} it's more like entertainment
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Sure as hell isn't a spelling-bee either.
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} "compEtition."
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {goodthing} looks like you are naked to me
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Thank god I canceled the paid membership.
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {Brat42069} Probably because I wan't on one when I took it you douche....lol
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I'd be tempted to look at that trainwreck.
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You mean "WASN'T"?
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} GodDAMN you're stupid.
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {goodthing} this is fun
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} To the person he's chatting on the phone with: Does he talk as stupid as he types?
4/5/08 4:03 AM : {Brat42069} lol ok..thats why I go to sex parties and try and contract STDS...right...I'm the stupid one...cuz I hate to inform you but condoms don't protect you against everything
4/5/08 4:03 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Oh.
4/5/08 4:03 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I see.
4/5/08 4:03 AM : {Brat42069} do herpes ring a bell???
4/5/08 4:03 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} So now your logic is telling me and the rest of the room that the POINT of going to sex-parties is to CONTRACT STD's?
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {Brat42069} or how about crabs??
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Is this what I am reading?
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Crabs=not STD.
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Please clarify.
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {Brat42069} close enough
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Explain--> lol ok..thats why I go to sex parties and try and contract STDS...right...I'm the stupid one...cuz I hate to inform you but condoms don't protect you against everything
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {goodthing} an un-educated person sits at home online and judges others
4/5/08 4:05 AM : {Brat42069} might as well try, anyone who attends one of those is bound to get an STD at one poinbt or another...just a matter of time...
4/5/08 4:05 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} That makes no sense either.
4/5/08 4:05 AM : * Bitch__Got__Punkd isn't surprised.
4/5/08 4:05 AM : {Brat42069} no matter how big or small of one...still gonna happen
4/5/08 4:06 AM : {goodthing} so 10 years of wearing a condom is going to give you an STD eventually?
4/5/08 4:06 AM : {goodthing} you make no sense
4/5/08 4:06 AM : {Brat42069} condoms don;t protect you from everything...
4/5/08 4:06 AM : {Brat42069} sorry
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Well you used herpes as an example.
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Brat42069} and like I said, hey if you guys wanna be sleezy go for it...not my problem...
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} They protect against herpes.
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Brat42069} yeah not if you have herpes on your face and someone rims you
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} LMFAO
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} God you just keep getting dumber.
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} We have a live one folks!
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {goodthing} im saying- dont judge everyone because you sit at home alone
4/5/08 4:08 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Thank you, Goodthing.
4/5/08 4:08 AM : {Brat42069} whatever
4/5/08 4:08 AM : {goodthing} go out- live life- have fun- be carefull
4/5/08 4:08 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} The "whatever" card AGAIN!?
4/5/08 4:08 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Goat have mercy.
4/5/08 4:08 AM : {goodthing} lol
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {Brat42069} you people need to get lives...instead of worrying about how sleezy you can be on a daily basis
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {goodthing} you are the one judging others
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Says one who can be found in the same chatroom.
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {Brat42069} exactly CHAT
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} And with that, it's game over. He can't possibly make a comeback and look intelligent.
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {goodthing} this is gay .com- not bible study
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {Brat42069} thats wha tI'm here for...NOT SEX
4/5/08 4:10 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} And picture #6 says "NOT SEX"
(1) They are self-righteous to an extreme. Trolls seem to possess an almost God-like ego to which they feel far superior to others and have the right to judge others. Of course, the Goats do this too but let's face it, we are better.
(2) Common stall-tactic #1: "Whatever." They will type this until Eric Pifer's waistline drops down to 30. (As in, will never happen.)
(3) They are often over the age of 18 and simply cannot or won't grasp the essentials of the English language. Oftentimes their grammar and spelling is so horrid, there needs to a Troll-English interpreter present.
(4) Trolls often use things like, "You're gross" in one instance as a stall-tactic and in another to signify that no matter what your level of hotness, you are simply "gross" because you're kicking the fuck out of them in chat and they cannot keep up.
(5) Of course, if you are getting laid and they aren't (what a surprise!), you are "nasty" and will catch tons of STD's even if you are careful.
(6) They ab.so.lute.ly refuse to acknowledge how hideous they are and will commonly use, "I am far from ugly."
(7) Their comebacks are akin to, "I know you are, but what am I?"
(8) A common useless insult-attempt they use is, "Get a job" or "Get a real job." Simply put: To them, a person who is able to kick them back to their bridge cannot have a good job. Read: They are losing the online battle and must come up with stupid shit to comeback with.
(9) Trolls will often be silent for periods of time while in the middle of battle. When they "return", they will often say things like, "I'm on the phone" or "I was on the phone." Of course, the Troll will always claim it is someone from the chatroom on the phone with them slamming the winner of the fight but if you call the Troll out on who it is, they will refuse to tell you and the "person" will (obviously) not speak up in chat. Hence, they're lying.
(10) Everyone else, but the Troll, needs to "Get a life." They are quick to point out everyone who is in the chatroom but cannot see that they, themselves, are in the same chatroom and shouldn't be pointing fingers.
(11) The Troll will often make outrageous claims such as: "I can beat your ass", "I have a bigger dick than you", "I'm a millionaire and I don't need any of you" etc.
(12) When the Troll finally realizes they have lost the battle, they will completely self-destruct all the while believing they still have admirers left in the room. Think of this as someone with Tourette's who goes off the deep-end. This is characterized by complete, off-the-wall rantings and more often than not, scrolling in the room.
(13) This one sort of ties into #1. When the Troll has had his ass kicked and it is a new day, they will often lament on how "childish" the attacker was. Cry us a fucking river.
Here's the lengthy-conversation. Kaneboi2's remarks have been omitted due to him trying to appear wholesome while having an ad on 2 sex sites. Most of eriejosh32's comments have been omitted because the lunatic was shouting out that he found the LORD and crazy, irrelevant, shit like that.
4/5/08 3:28 AM : {Brat42069} thats why I won't bother with most of the ppl around erie
4/5/08 3:28 AM : {Brat42069} disgusting sluts\
4/5/08 3:28 AM : {phn7164071887} well if thay wear protection then there is nothing to worry about really
4/5/08 3:28 AM : {Brat42069} oh yes there is
4/5/08 3:29 AM : {phn7164071887} well atleast the ones who do are showing some responsability and have a reduced chance of contracting something
4/5/08 3:30 AM : {Brat42069} Yeah maybe , but any self respecting person wouldn't be there to begin with
4/5/08 3:30 AM : {goodthing} well- how thoughtful of you
4/5/08 3:31 AM : {phn7164071887} hey everyone has their fetishes and areas of interest
4/5/08 3:31 AM : {Brat42069} thats right kane
4/5/08 3:32 AM : {phn7164071887} rwell if you go into a venture of this nature and are impaired then thats not being responsable
4/5/08 3:33 AM : {phn7164071887} what about the ones that are voyureistic and are just there to watch but not particapate?
4/5/08 3:33 AM : {Brat42069} nope
4/5/08 3:34 AM : {Brat42069} still skanky
4/5/08 3:35 AM : {goodthing} no
4/5/08 3:36 AM : {goodthing} the lonely ones sit home and bitch and judge others-lol
4/5/08 3:39 AM : {phn7164071887} BAR = Breaks All Relationships!
4/5/08 3:40 AM : {Brat42069} nothings wrong with going to a bar, but if you go to the "sex parties" afterward, that dioesn't speak well for ones character
4/5/08 3:40 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Says who?
4/5/08 3:40 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Some of us like to fuck.
4/5/08 3:40 AM : {Brat42069} me
4/5/08 3:40 AM : {Brat42069} wanna fuck someone, heres an idea, get a bf
4/5/08 3:41 AM : {phn7164071887} easy said then done
4/5/08 3:41 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Just because you're all self-righteous doesn't mean the rest of us have no morals.
4/5/08 3:41 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I happen to like random, anonymous fucking.
4/5/08 3:41 AM : {Brat42069} or in the alternative, take someone home, use proctection fine...but sex partiers?!!?!? ...please
4/5/08 3:41 AM : {Brat42069} you would
4/5/08 3:41 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} And you're just assuming no one wears protection at sex-parties.
4/5/08 3:42 AM : {Brat42069} no I'm not...but sleeping with multiple people at one time...come on...have some self respect
4/5/08 3:42 AM : {Brat42069} protection or no
4/5/08 3:42 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} So if I have an orgy, I have no self-respect?
4/5/08 3:43 AM : {Brat42069} pretty much yeah..but thats just my opion....but hey...I like to look respectable
4/5/08 3:43 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} And why the fuck aren't the rest of you self-righteous quakers chiming in to help him? (Phn and Kaneboi)
4/5/08 3:43 AM : {Brat42069} to each their own I suppose
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Brat42069} because my points are true and and no one needs to help me. anyone with a self respecting brain could see that
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Meanwhile, Kaneboi is on nearly every sex site.
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Brat42069} sorry your a slut, but hey, not judging...just being honest
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You have issues.
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Brat42069} hardly
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} No. You do.
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {phn7164071887} sorry i had to restart the washer i have chimed in i dont think there is anything grong with a group meeting as long as you use protection
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Brat42069} lol ok
4/5/08 3:44 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Listen to yourself.
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {phn7164071887} thats the bottom line
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Brat42069} thats why I don't go to sex parties
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Thanks Phn.
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Brat42069} sorry I see it more that anyone who does has issues
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} But.
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You don't have any SELF-RESPECTWTFOMGBBQ!!!!11111
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {phn7164071887} i my self have never been to a group party becouse i have no interest but i wont judge another whos attends
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Brat42069} lo ok whatever
4/5/08 3:45 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I am a very successful slut.
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I don't need to "appear" respectable.
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I command respect.
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Brat42069} yeah exactly..SLUT...nothing respectable about that
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Brat42069} sorr
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Brat42069} your body should be copnsidered atemple...not a playground for every nasty thing to crawl on
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Cuddleboie} bitch demands an ass on his dick
4/5/08 3:46 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Do you think my boss and subordinates know or even care I fuck 10 people a week often in groups of 3 or more?
4/5/08 3:47 AM : {Brat42069} no nor would they care to cuz...eeew
4/5/08 3:47 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Exactly.
4/5/08 3:47 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} If you were hot, you'd probably be having all kinds of sex.
4/5/08 3:47 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Instead, you sit online and complain.
4/5/08 3:47 AM : {Brat42069} exactly, you're gross...next question
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {phn7164071887} most people dont plan a child i would love to have a poll taken to see how manny children are make with booze involved
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {Brat42069} I get hit on all the time..!!! lol I just don;t have to fuck everything that does hit one me...lol
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} *on me
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {goodthing} who is hitting on you?
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Good thing they're not into people who use correct grammar.
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {Novus2004} i molest little boys!
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} LOL@goodthing.
4/5/08 3:48 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I'd like to know too.
4/5/08 3:49 AM : {goodthing} lol
4/5/08 3:49 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Exclude NATEDOGG2007.
4/5/08 3:49 AM : {Brat42069} lol whatever..you can critique me all you want on my typing...still doesn't constitute the fact that you're nasty
4/5/08 3:49 AM : {theeman8866} i have stretchmarks on mah titties!
4/5/08 3:49 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I'm nasty because I've managed to put away nearly 400 people and remain disease free?
4/5/08 3:49 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You go on honey and do you'thang.
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Kane, that has nothing to do with your sex ads or this conversation.
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Brat42069} yeah!!! lol 400 people...thats something to really be proud of! Spread your legs some more you nasty freak
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} But you may continue to fish for bullets.
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I'll spread your legs.
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I haven't fucked anyone ugly this month.
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Brat42069} lmao...don't you wish
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You can be the first.
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Brat42069} lol ok...
4/5/08 3:50 AM : {Brat42069} maybe in your wet dreams
4/5/08 3:51 AM : {Brat42069} and sorry sweetie but I'm far from ugly
4/5/08 3:51 AM : {goodthing} lol @ bitch
4/5/08 3:51 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} No. I'd have to bottom for you even though I'm versatile. I couldn't stay hard enough to fuck you unless you put your face in a pillow and I DIDN'T see you AT ALL prior to fucking you.
4/5/08 3:51 AM : {Brat42069} and even if I am..at least I have enough balls to show a pic and prove it...wheres yours...oh wait, your to much of a dog to show yourself...so who you gonna judge now?
4/5/08 3:52 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You really SHOULDN'T show yours at all.
4/5/08 3:52 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} It kills my fucking sex drive.
4/5/08 3:52 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} And my appetite.
4/5/08 3:52 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You even talk and speak as stupid as you look.
4/5/08 3:53 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Sad. Sad. Sad.
4/5/08 3:53 AM : {Brat42069} why not??? at leas tI can be prpoud of who I am instead of waking up, looking in the mirror and wanting to puke everyday because of the coyote ugly situation I put someone else in
4/5/08 3:53 AM : {eriejosh32} Left (thank god)
4/5/08 3:53 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} But. You do put others in it.
4/5/08 3:53 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} And your mom telling you you're cute doesn't count.
4/5/08 3:54 AM : {Brat42069} lol hardly, remember, I'm not the slut here
4/5/08 3:54 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} goodthing is a bigger ho than I and even he doesn't want you.
4/5/08 3:54 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} That means you're fugged.
4/5/08 3:54 AM : {Brat42069} I bet you do have diseases, thats why you won't show a pic of yourself...to many little sores all over your nasty cum guzzling gutter slut face
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Oh who didn't see that one coming?
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Stupid and predictable.
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Brat42069} lol I don;t care if that OLD MAN wants me...as if!!!!
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} As if?
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Brat42069} Talk about a whole bunch of yuck!
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Oh.
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Shit.
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Hold on.
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} 1994 just called.
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} They want "as if" back.
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Brat42069} oh please...
4/5/08 3:55 AM : {Brat42069} oh ok..just like 2003 wants punkd back
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Brat42069} lol get a life you freak
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} It's not as tired as "as if."
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Brat42069} stop being a hooker and get a real job
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You're the one in a gay.com chatroom lecturing people about safe sex.
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Oh. Of course, ad hominem.
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Here we go.
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Brat42069} yeah exactly...CHAT ROOM not SEX LINE
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {kaneboi2} i have AIDS.
4/5/08 3:56 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I can't POSSIBLY be successful as a ho.
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Brat42069} right because hookers a re cheaper
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I simply *must* be an escort.
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Brat42069} you oughta know
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I have a real job.
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} A damn good one.
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Brat42069} prostituting doesn't count
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You're right.
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} So tell that to someone who does it.
4/5/08 3:57 AM : {Brat42069} like.....you???
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {goodthing} this isnt a chat room- this is a sex hook up room
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Why is it you believe I'm a prostitute?
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Brat42069} you pretty much claimed to be one 15 minutes ago...waht else am I to believe
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Brat42069} ???
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} It couldn't be because you're losing against me with things like "as if" and "you're nasty".
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Brat42069} lol whatever
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} So now we pull the "you don't have a job or a life."
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Come on. Do better.
4/5/08 3:58 AM : {Brat42069} My phrases have nothing to d owith the afct your nasty and gross...sorry
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Oh. We pulled "whatever."
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Amazing stall tactic.
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Afct/
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} ?
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {goodthing} if this is a chat room then why are you naked in your pics?
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You in that much of a hurry to try and one-up me you can't pay attention to detail?
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Is she naked in her pics, goodthing?
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Brat42069} who says I am?
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Brat42069} hardly...I'm on the phone
4/5/08 3:59 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} OH!
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} The PHONE.
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} More excuses.
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {goodthing} pic number 6
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {Brat42069} yeah..with someone in the room
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Just admit it. Type, "Listen im really dumb ok and i need to win this fight."
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {goodthing} lol
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Well tell them to back you up!
4/5/08 4:00 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You're losing miserably!
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {kaneboi2} Left (thank god)
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {Brat42069} Like I care?!!?!
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {Brat42069} This isn't a compition you dumb fuck
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {Brat42069} lol
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {goodthing} i dont see a phone in your hand in pic number 6
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {Brat42069} it's more like entertainment
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Sure as hell isn't a spelling-bee either.
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} "compEtition."
4/5/08 4:01 AM : {goodthing} looks like you are naked to me
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Thank god I canceled the paid membership.
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {Brat42069} Probably because I wan't on one when I took it you douche....lol
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I'd be tempted to look at that trainwreck.
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} You mean "WASN'T"?
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} GodDAMN you're stupid.
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {goodthing} this is fun
4/5/08 4:02 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} To the person he's chatting on the phone with: Does he talk as stupid as he types?
4/5/08 4:03 AM : {Brat42069} lol ok..thats why I go to sex parties and try and contract STDS...right...I'm the stupid one...cuz I hate to inform you but condoms don't protect you against everything
4/5/08 4:03 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Oh.
4/5/08 4:03 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} I see.
4/5/08 4:03 AM : {Brat42069} do herpes ring a bell???
4/5/08 4:03 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} So now your logic is telling me and the rest of the room that the POINT of going to sex-parties is to CONTRACT STD's?
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {Brat42069} or how about crabs??
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Is this what I am reading?
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Crabs=not STD.
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Please clarify.
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {Brat42069} close enough
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Explain--> lol ok..thats why I go to sex parties and try and contract STDS...right...I'm the stupid one...cuz I hate to inform you but condoms don't protect you against everything
4/5/08 4:04 AM : {goodthing} an un-educated person sits at home online and judges others
4/5/08 4:05 AM : {Brat42069} might as well try, anyone who attends one of those is bound to get an STD at one poinbt or another...just a matter of time...
4/5/08 4:05 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} That makes no sense either.
4/5/08 4:05 AM : * Bitch__Got__Punkd isn't surprised.
4/5/08 4:05 AM : {Brat42069} no matter how big or small of one...still gonna happen
4/5/08 4:06 AM : {goodthing} so 10 years of wearing a condom is going to give you an STD eventually?
4/5/08 4:06 AM : {goodthing} you make no sense
4/5/08 4:06 AM : {Brat42069} condoms don;t protect you from everything...
4/5/08 4:06 AM : {Brat42069} sorry
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Well you used herpes as an example.
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Brat42069} and like I said, hey if you guys wanna be sleezy go for it...not my problem...
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} They protect against herpes.
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Brat42069} yeah not if you have herpes on your face and someone rims you
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} LMFAO
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} God you just keep getting dumber.
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} We have a live one folks!
4/5/08 4:07 AM : {goodthing} im saying- dont judge everyone because you sit at home alone
4/5/08 4:08 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Thank you, Goodthing.
4/5/08 4:08 AM : {Brat42069} whatever
4/5/08 4:08 AM : {goodthing} go out- live life- have fun- be carefull
4/5/08 4:08 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} The "whatever" card AGAIN!?
4/5/08 4:08 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Goat have mercy.
4/5/08 4:08 AM : {goodthing} lol
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {Brat42069} you people need to get lives...instead of worrying about how sleezy you can be on a daily basis
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {goodthing} you are the one judging others
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} Says one who can be found in the same chatroom.
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {Brat42069} exactly CHAT
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} And with that, it's game over. He can't possibly make a comeback and look intelligent.
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {goodthing} this is gay .com- not bible study
4/5/08 4:09 AM : {Brat42069} thats wha tI'm here for...NOT SEX
4/5/08 4:10 AM : {Bitch__Got__Punkd} And picture #6 says "NOT SEX"
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LoL ok chris, looks like a psychotic freak anyway. almost like john wayne gacey mixed with jeffrey dahmer and none of ted bundy, ted was cute he isnt. but i digress. Chris is definately viable for code red of the month.
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