king solomon's mines. exit 75. i'm still alive. i'm still alive. i'm still alive.

Music: "Hotel (Cleveland, Ohio 2007)"-Tori Amos
Music: "Supernatural"-Madonna

How do you piss a bunch of trolls off? How do you keep trolls on their toes? How do you keep Eric Pifer (theeman8866 on gay.com) logged in as D_D_M and farfromhomo (both on gay.com) with impersonation blogs going crazy in anticipation? How do you get said trolls to create bogus facebook and myspace accounts to send threats to people they believe write the blog?

Simple.

Just don't update the blog when you say you're going to and instead, have dinner parties where you log onto gay.com and laugh at the desperation of those unknowing.
Oh. And no. We will not "delete_the_blog."

To be continued...