Music: "Hotel (Cleveland, Ohio 2007)"-Tori Amos
Music: "Supernatural"-Madonna
How do you piss a bunch of trolls off? How do you keep trolls on their toes? How do you keep Eric Pifer (theeman8866 on gay.com) logged in as D_D_M and farfromhomo (both on gay.com) with impersonation blogs going crazy in anticipation? How do you get said trolls to create bogus facebook and myspace accounts to send threats to people they believe write the blog?
Simple.
Just don't update the blog when you say you're going to and instead, have dinner parties where you log onto gay.com and laugh at the desperation of those unknowing.
Oh. And no. We will not "delete_the_blog."
To be continued...
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Friday, March 21, 2008
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
How you figure that your team can affect my crew?
Music: "No Time (For Fake Niggas)"-Lil' Kim
Due to the overwhelming number of questions that are already answered here, we encourage everyone to revisit this entry. Some codes have changed as well. In example, Code Yellow used to mean balding/bald persons but it's obvious their hairlines are running from their foreheads so a code for them is no longer necessary.
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-FAN MAIL-
whatif311: I LOVE this blog thingy!
All of us here at Goat! International love you too, sexy.
coveted185: I enjoy the offbeat humor and bluntness of the blogspot.
Rock on.
LivLuvLifeErieDewd: do you guys think im hot with my perfect teeth?
madonnafan21: i don't have scabies anymore!
Good?
not2good: im not saying anything because it will just end up in that fucking blog.
Yep.
-CHAT ETIQUETTE-
While the word "etiquette" is typically reserved for polite behaviour, in this newly-created section of the blog entries, we're going to use it synonymously with "acceptable behaviour." We're providing this section as a service to you. Use the tips we provide so you look a little less inane.
Tip #01: The ignore feature. Let us blow the whistle on this one: very few people *actually* put someone on ignore when they say they're going to. When you use the ignore feature on someone, it eliminates anything they say in chat from your view, as well as prevents them from being able to private-chat with you.
Neat, eh? The key to making it effective is you actually need to use it and not pretend. If you pretend to put someone on ignore (like 98% of the people who claim to), you're bound to slip up and be outted in the room as someone who fake-iggy's (pretends to put someone on ignore.) The former American_Doll_Posse is very good at getting people to slip up and be outted in the chat. Noteworthy: Do not be like Theeman, our FAS case from last entry, and while pretending to have his two-favourite posters on ignore, keep bringing up the "fact" they're on ignore. This means don't keep asking someone who they're talking to and then being like, "Oh, I can't see them; they're on ignore." Over. And. Over. And. Over. again. No one is convinced, Sweaty. How this incorporates into our tip section is as follows: If you can't take the heat in the chatroom, simply log-off. If you're like Novus2004 and simply can't take the heat but don't want to actually leave the computer and miss anything, then do as he does; pretend to leave the computer. His card is, "I have better things to do. I'll see you all later." While Novus2004 is a bona fide Code Red, he's at least wise enough to not try the fake-iggy shit. Props to you!
Tip #02: Do not put in your bioline on gay.com that you're not looking for a hook-up while simultaneously being logged into manhunt looking for a few loads to be dumped in your gaping ass. You don't need to try to save face by acting like an innocent Quaker on gay.com.
Tip #03: In lieu of the ignore feature, some decide to log-out of gay.com but return with a different screen-name. This is effective *IF* you're smart enough to actually change your botguard question. Enough said.
Tip #04: If you absolutely must lie to make yourself sound more interesting, do your research to make yourself more believable. If 70% of the room either doesn't believe you OR can point out flaws in your lie, you need to start over and hopefully, research to do better in Round 2. Case in point: Steve Moyer (moyersteveo18) was in the Erie room a few days ago trying to tell everyone that he worked for Penn-DOT (Department of Transportation) and that he put in over 60 hours in three days. To make himself look even "smarter", he claimed that he had to be piss-tested three times a week. Superhuman Steve *even* made time to be online constantly *and* in the bars during those three days.
Dear Steve, it's not possible. DOT doesn't allow you to work 20-hours straight. DOT doesn't piss-test you three times a week either. It takes a bit of time to do the testing, and it's just not feasible to drug-test you that often. You're a beer-delivery boy. You don't work for DOT. You live with a fossil that touches your junk so you can have a place to live. Stop the lying.
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-FASHION-
Listen. We get it. Not everyone can afford Prada. However, the world as a whole expects fags to be held to a higher fashion standard than the breeders. We've decided to include a discussion on fashion in the blog as yet another service to you.
Seriously. Fucking stop with these ridiculous hats. They were Salvation Army rejects in the 80's, and no one is looking for their return to vogue.
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-TODAY'S TROLL-
WestSideRick is our troll for today. It doesn't matter what time of the day or night; when you hit the Cleveland West room, our troll WestSideRick (WSR) is at it, creeping out the hotties.
WSR: I want a poster size copy of your pic for my bedroom, PNutOH
Now, if that doesn't say "stalker", we don't know what does.
somethingreal75: hot guy was trying to pick me up
WSR: that's what happens when you're hot
Wow, Rick, you're just full of creep-style flattery! Too bad you're blind and can't see that somethingreal75 is really fugged-out.
WSR: I could never be friends with a personal trainer, he'd make me do things I'd hate him for
Like, put the goddamn bag of chips down?
Until next time...
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Ready? Set?
Music: "Out of Our Heads"- Sheryl Crow
There will invariably be someone with the Downsies who will read this and have no idea what is going on *because* he just couldn't be bothered to read the opening entry. Put the jump ropes down (no pun), and read it.
There will invariably be someone with the Downsies who will read this and have no idea what is going on *because* he just couldn't be bothered to read the opening entry. Put the jump ropes down (no pun), and read it.
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To begin, we have some fan mail in addition to the comments posted in the opening entry.
In response to a blurb posted on myspace about this here blog, David writes:
noone could be a more"code red" looser if they tried to even care about this new way of talking shit. if I logged onto a chat room and ANYBODY typed "code rainbow", I would hunt them down, cut off their head, and shit down their throat. I would like to thank you for educating me in this new bullshit tactic of recreating "Mean Girls," because for one, I don't entirely disapprove of the blog post, and for -B- some people should be branded with a warning label. However, If it where me, I would sue for slander. disclosing anybodies HIV status is slander. If you knew me, you would understand why I feel such hostility.
David,
Thank you for your post. It is clear you read the opening Q & A. We here at Goat! International hope you have made special note of the small grammar lesson we provided for you in the Q & A as you've decided to completely butcher the English language. You could argue later that you posted like a 4th-grade Downsy on purpose just to spite us, but we think you're just dumb.
As per the issue you have with Le Code Rainbow, you've got a lot of heads to chop ahead of you, because this particular code is the most frequently used. [sarcasm] (We don't understand this ourselves, as homosexuals are very wholesome and hardly any of them have HIV.) [/sarcasm]
It should further be noted that you need to rethink your "slander" suit. Slander is defined as: "The action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation." Do you see the problem(s) you'll run into with that? You probably don't, so Goat! International will spell it out for you. First, typing on the internet isn't "spoken." Hence, if a betch is in gay.com typing, "CODE RAINBOW!" to everyone who comes in or leaves, it still doesn't qualify as being "spoken." Second, the words spoken need to be false. If you think any of these cumdumps who are coded "Rainbow" are willing to take an HIV-test to disprove they are HIV+, you're as dumb as you look. Third, we don't know you to know why you're so hostile about this issue and we don't care but we can speculate it's because you're either a Rainbow yourself or you're in love with one.
In closing, David, keep up with the passion, pay more attention to your grammar, and you could be onto something.
Ps. The word you're looking for isn't "slander," but something else. We'll put that in with your grammar homework for you to find out which word you're trying to come up with. However, when you read its definition, you'll be very disappointed.
We get another post from David but this time it's under another myspace name:
Whats the fucking use. People are going to be crude ignorant thorns scraping against each other for eternity. People may be fat, or whatever, or unattractive, but that doesn't meen they have to suffer the slings and arrows from ass holes like whoever posted this. what a fucking douche!!
David,
You're right. We are assholes.
Novus2004 writes in chat:
Novus2004: nobodys going to read that blog
Papa Novus,
You're a "nobody" and you read the blog. So... you're right!
Danisnotstr8 writes in chat:
I LOVE the blog!
Dan,
We love you too, Jackie-O.
In response to a blurb posted on myspace about this here blog, David writes:
noone could be a more"code red" looser if they tried to even care about this new way of talking shit. if I logged onto a chat room and ANYBODY typed "code rainbow", I would hunt them down, cut off their head, and shit down their throat. I would like to thank you for educating me in this new bullshit tactic of recreating "Mean Girls," because for one, I don't entirely disapprove of the blog post, and for -B- some people should be branded with a warning label. However, If it where me, I would sue for slander. disclosing anybodies HIV status is slander. If you knew me, you would understand why I feel such hostility.
David,
Thank you for your post. It is clear you read the opening Q & A. We here at Goat! International hope you have made special note of the small grammar lesson we provided for you in the Q & A as you've decided to completely butcher the English language. You could argue later that you posted like a 4th-grade Downsy on purpose just to spite us, but we think you're just dumb.
As per the issue you have with Le Code Rainbow, you've got a lot of heads to chop ahead of you, because this particular code is the most frequently used. [sarcasm] (We don't understand this ourselves, as homosexuals are very wholesome and hardly any of them have HIV.) [/sarcasm]
It should further be noted that you need to rethink your "slander" suit. Slander is defined as: "The action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation." Do you see the problem(s) you'll run into with that? You probably don't, so Goat! International will spell it out for you. First, typing on the internet isn't "spoken." Hence, if a betch is in gay.com typing, "CODE RAINBOW!" to everyone who comes in or leaves, it still doesn't qualify as being "spoken." Second, the words spoken need to be false. If you think any of these cumdumps who are coded "Rainbow" are willing to take an HIV-test to disprove they are HIV+, you're as dumb as you look. Third, we don't know you to know why you're so hostile about this issue and we don't care but we can speculate it's because you're either a Rainbow yourself or you're in love with one.
In closing, David, keep up with the passion, pay more attention to your grammar, and you could be onto something.
Ps. The word you're looking for isn't "slander," but something else. We'll put that in with your grammar homework for you to find out which word you're trying to come up with. However, when you read its definition, you'll be very disappointed.
We get another post from David but this time it's under another myspace name:
Whats the fucking use. People are going to be crude ignorant thorns scraping against each other for eternity. People may be fat, or whatever, or unattractive, but that doesn't meen they have to suffer the slings and arrows from ass holes like whoever posted this. what a fucking douche!!
David,
You're right. We are assholes.
Novus2004 writes in chat:
Novus2004: nobodys going to read that blog
Papa Novus,
You're a "nobody" and you read the blog. So... you're right!
Danisnotstr8 writes in chat:
I LOVE the blog!
Dan,
We love you too, Jackie-O.
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This just in:
The screenname American_Doll_Posse was canceled (not banned). As with any great blog, there are bound to be impersonations. A certified Code Red and a certified Code Pink/Red/Grey have teamed up (first time since being in the back of the Astrovan together) to re-register incorrectly spelled variations of the ADP name with a link to an impersonation blog. As pointed out in the opening entry, the profiles are very obvious with the new one being from Pittsburgh. There will never be another American Doll Posse name registered by the original owner of the screenname. So promptly ignore any messages received by the impostor. It should also be noted that this blog is the *only* one in our circuit that has a goat mascot and deals with homosexuals at this time. If another arises, we will post about it on here.
The screenname American_Doll_Posse was canceled (not banned). As with any great blog, there are bound to be impersonations. A certified Code Red and a certified Code Pink/Red/Grey have teamed up (first time since being in the back of the Astrovan together) to re-register incorrectly spelled variations of the ADP name with a link to an impersonation blog. As pointed out in the opening entry, the profiles are very obvious with the new one being from Pittsburgh. There will never be another American Doll Posse name registered by the original owner of the screenname. So promptly ignore any messages received by the impostor. It should also be noted that this blog is the *only* one in our circuit that has a goat mascot and deals with homosexuals at this time. If another arises, we will post about it on here.
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Theeman8866 is the topic for this entry. Thee is the Erie room Walmart-greeter pervert. Every room has one. You know, he's the guy who greets every hot guy that would never have anything to do with him. It's very nerve-grating, especially when he's a bona-fide fetal alcohol syndrome case:
Theeman
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
The resemblance is uncanny. Anyhow, Thee will almost never pass up the opportunity to bandwagon against two of the chatroom's most popular posters. His teammate this go around was SpankMyBootyNYC1612. We've eliminated the bots from the conversation as well as the trolls looking for sex.
(spank): you whores are the reason gay.com went to shit to begin with.
(Goat1): Now we're whores? You're the one in the Erie chat looking for phone sex. Who does that anymore?
(Thee): spank, don't pay attention to those two. they are selfless pricks who have no lives. just put them on ignore like i do. [Thee ignores no one.]
(Goat2): you don't put anyone on ignore, fat-ass.
(Goat1): Srsly.
(spank): well they're certainly not nice people.
(Thee): they never are. just ignore them.
(Goat1): Listen, Fetal Alcohol, you're the real troll here. You point out that we hang out in these rooms when you're at the bottom of the list in two rooms at any given time. You work at a bakery making $8 an hour and they'll probably be out of business from all the snacks you sneak into the restrooms to eat.
(Thee): fuck you.
The next time you pretend to have someone on ignore, it's best to ignore him. That's our best advice to you, sweathog.
Until next time...
(spank): you whores are the reason gay.com went to shit to begin with.
(Goat1): Now we're whores? You're the one in the Erie chat looking for phone sex. Who does that anymore?
(Thee): spank, don't pay attention to those two. they are selfless pricks who have no lives. just put them on ignore like i do. [Thee ignores no one.]
(Goat2): you don't put anyone on ignore, fat-ass.
(Goat1): Srsly.
(spank): well they're certainly not nice people.
(Thee): they never are. just ignore them.
(Goat1): Listen, Fetal Alcohol, you're the real troll here. You point out that we hang out in these rooms when you're at the bottom of the list in two rooms at any given time. You work at a bakery making $8 an hour and they'll probably be out of business from all the snacks you sneak into the restrooms to eat.
(Thee): fuck you.
The next time you pretend to have someone on ignore, it's best to ignore him. That's our best advice to you, sweathog.
Until next time...
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