R.I.H. AIDSPear :(
We've been away mourning the loss of a dear friend, AIDSPear. She was loved by everyone:
danisnotstr8: I miss AIDSPear :(
cerebral_hedonist: AIDSPear was such an amazing person. I've never known anyone to have Teh* AIDS and keep their lesioned-head up in dignity like her. She'll forever be remembered.
aidsbanana: The best sister one could have.
Lucid_Confusion: who is AIDSPear?
not2good: i bet thi swill end up in htat fucking blog
LivLuvLifeErieDewd: I AM NOT CRAZY AND MY TEETH ARE STRAIT AND WHITE AND NOT YELLOW AND CEOOKED LIKE U GUYS KEP SAYING!
A brief history/obituary:
AIDSPear was born to Mr. Mike Hunt and Miss. Lickalotapuss on 21 June 1978 in the small town of Dover, Ohio. It didn't take long for her parents to throw her to the curb (literally) and she was taken in by the Hill family. At the ripe age of 12, she was caught getting railed by a nigger in Peggy Hill's bedroom while her foster-brother, Bobby, watched. On her own and down on her luck at 12, AIDSPear managed to save up enough money from being blown by Novus2004 in the back of his minivan to take a Greyhound bus out to LA. She tricked out and lived from couch to couch trying to get acting gigs. Unfortunately, after the many ventures to Novus2004's minivan, the lesions started to become more and more prominent. She was denied all roles she auditioned for.
At the age of 17, she applied for an internship at Goat! International. She started in the mail-room sorting through death-threat letters. We figured the bitch already has AIDS so who cares if she opens one and gets anthrax poisoning or blown to shit? She was soon promoted to head the Faggot Complaint Department here at Goat! International. Very few of her peers could cut a betch like she. When she sucked her last nigcock and took her last breath, her body was cremated and she wished for her ashes to be spread over African soil so she could send the message to the niggers to stop fucking and AIDS will be over. We did honour her wishes and traveled about spreading her ashes. However, we omitted to tell them the message because they deserve to die.
Until next time...
danisnotstr8: I miss AIDSPear :(
cerebral_hedonist: AIDSPear was such an amazing person. I've never known anyone to have Teh* AIDS and keep their lesioned-head up in dignity like her. She'll forever be remembered.
aidsbanana: The best sister one could have.
Lucid_Confusion: who is AIDSPear?
not2good: i bet thi swill end up in htat fucking blog
LivLuvLifeErieDewd: I AM NOT CRAZY AND MY TEETH ARE STRAIT AND WHITE AND NOT YELLOW AND CEOOKED LIKE U GUYS KEP SAYING!
A brief history/obituary:
AIDSPear was born to Mr. Mike Hunt and Miss. Lickalotapuss on 21 June 1978 in the small town of Dover, Ohio. It didn't take long for her parents to throw her to the curb (literally) and she was taken in by the Hill family. At the ripe age of 12, she was caught getting railed by a nigger in Peggy Hill's bedroom while her foster-brother, Bobby, watched. On her own and down on her luck at 12, AIDSPear managed to save up enough money from being blown by Novus2004 in the back of his minivan to take a Greyhound bus out to LA. She tricked out and lived from couch to couch trying to get acting gigs. Unfortunately, after the many ventures to Novus2004's minivan, the lesions started to become more and more prominent. She was denied all roles she auditioned for.
At the age of 17, she applied for an internship at Goat! International. She started in the mail-room sorting through death-threat letters. We figured the bitch already has AIDS so who cares if she opens one and gets anthrax poisoning or blown to shit? She was soon promoted to head the Faggot Complaint Department here at Goat! International. Very few of her peers could cut a betch like she. When she sucked her last nigcock and took her last breath, her body was cremated and she wished for her ashes to be spread over African soil so she could send the message to the niggers to stop fucking and AIDS will be over. We did honour her wishes and traveled about spreading her ashes. However, we omitted to tell them the message because they deserve to die.
Until next time...
3 comments:
ahhh dobermankitten still hates me. Why do you hate me for? you still pissed off I turned you down back in 1999?
I actually found the story to be a little bit funny. Keep up the good work i need a good laugh once in a while. :o)
Ooooooooooh I'm a happy camper, I love the clear blue skiiiiiiiiies. Aaaaaaand with the grace of God, I'll camp until I diiiiiiiie.
I <3 you guys!!!!
- Dan =)
This is better then Saturday morning cartoons!
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