There will invariably be someone with the Downsies who will read this and have no idea what is going on *because* he just couldn't be bothered to read the opening entry. Put the jump ropes down (no pun), and read it.
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To begin, we have some fan mail in addition to the comments posted in the opening entry.
In response to a blurb posted on myspace about this here blog, David writes:
noone could be a more"code red" looser if they tried to even care about this new way of talking shit. if I logged onto a chat room and ANYBODY typed "code rainbow", I would hunt them down, cut off their head, and shit down their throat. I would like to thank you for educating me in this new bullshit tactic of recreating "Mean Girls," because for one, I don't entirely disapprove of the blog post, and for -B- some people should be branded with a warning label. However, If it where me, I would sue for slander. disclosing anybodies HIV status is slander. If you knew me, you would understand why I feel such hostility.
David,
Thank you for your post. It is clear you read the opening Q & A. We here at Goat! International hope you have made special note of the small grammar lesson we provided for you in the Q & A as you've decided to completely butcher the English language. You could argue later that you posted like a 4th-grade Downsy on purpose just to spite us, but we think you're just dumb.
As per the issue you have with Le Code Rainbow, you've got a lot of heads to chop ahead of you, because this particular code is the most frequently used. [sarcasm] (We don't understand this ourselves, as homosexuals are very wholesome and hardly any of them have HIV.) [/sarcasm]
It should further be noted that you need to rethink your "slander" suit. Slander is defined as: "The action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation." Do you see the problem(s) you'll run into with that? You probably don't, so Goat! International will spell it out for you. First, typing on the internet isn't "spoken." Hence, if a betch is in gay.com typing, "CODE RAINBOW!" to everyone who comes in or leaves, it still doesn't qualify as being "spoken." Second, the words spoken need to be false. If you think any of these cumdumps who are coded "Rainbow" are willing to take an HIV-test to disprove they are HIV+, you're as dumb as you look. Third, we don't know you to know why you're so hostile about this issue and we don't care but we can speculate it's because you're either a Rainbow yourself or you're in love with one.
In closing, David, keep up with the passion, pay more attention to your grammar, and you could be onto something.
Ps. The word you're looking for isn't "slander," but something else. We'll put that in with your grammar homework for you to find out which word you're trying to come up with. However, when you read its definition, you'll be very disappointed.
We get another post from David but this time it's under another myspace name:
Whats the fucking use. People are going to be crude ignorant thorns scraping against each other for eternity. People may be fat, or whatever, or unattractive, but that doesn't meen they have to suffer the slings and arrows from ass holes like whoever posted this. what a fucking douche!!
David,
You're right. We are assholes.
Novus2004 writes in chat:
Novus2004: nobodys going to read that blog
Papa Novus,
You're a "nobody" and you read the blog. So... you're right!
Danisnotstr8 writes in chat:
I LOVE the blog!
Dan,
We love you too, Jackie-O.
In response to a blurb posted on myspace about this here blog, David writes:
noone could be a more"code red" looser if they tried to even care about this new way of talking shit. if I logged onto a chat room and ANYBODY typed "code rainbow", I would hunt them down, cut off their head, and shit down their throat. I would like to thank you for educating me in this new bullshit tactic of recreating "Mean Girls," because for one, I don't entirely disapprove of the blog post, and for -B- some people should be branded with a warning label. However, If it where me, I would sue for slander. disclosing anybodies HIV status is slander. If you knew me, you would understand why I feel such hostility.
David,
Thank you for your post. It is clear you read the opening Q & A. We here at Goat! International hope you have made special note of the small grammar lesson we provided for you in the Q & A as you've decided to completely butcher the English language. You could argue later that you posted like a 4th-grade Downsy on purpose just to spite us, but we think you're just dumb.
As per the issue you have with Le Code Rainbow, you've got a lot of heads to chop ahead of you, because this particular code is the most frequently used. [sarcasm] (We don't understand this ourselves, as homosexuals are very wholesome and hardly any of them have HIV.) [/sarcasm]
It should further be noted that you need to rethink your "slander" suit. Slander is defined as: "The action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation." Do you see the problem(s) you'll run into with that? You probably don't, so Goat! International will spell it out for you. First, typing on the internet isn't "spoken." Hence, if a betch is in gay.com typing, "CODE RAINBOW!" to everyone who comes in or leaves, it still doesn't qualify as being "spoken." Second, the words spoken need to be false. If you think any of these cumdumps who are coded "Rainbow" are willing to take an HIV-test to disprove they are HIV+, you're as dumb as you look. Third, we don't know you to know why you're so hostile about this issue and we don't care but we can speculate it's because you're either a Rainbow yourself or you're in love with one.
In closing, David, keep up with the passion, pay more attention to your grammar, and you could be onto something.
Ps. The word you're looking for isn't "slander," but something else. We'll put that in with your grammar homework for you to find out which word you're trying to come up with. However, when you read its definition, you'll be very disappointed.
We get another post from David but this time it's under another myspace name:
Whats the fucking use. People are going to be crude ignorant thorns scraping against each other for eternity. People may be fat, or whatever, or unattractive, but that doesn't meen they have to suffer the slings and arrows from ass holes like whoever posted this. what a fucking douche!!
David,
You're right. We are assholes.
Novus2004 writes in chat:
Novus2004: nobodys going to read that blog
Papa Novus,
You're a "nobody" and you read the blog. So... you're right!
Danisnotstr8 writes in chat:
I LOVE the blog!
Dan,
We love you too, Jackie-O.
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This just in:
The screenname American_Doll_Posse was canceled (not banned). As with any great blog, there are bound to be impersonations. A certified Code Red and a certified Code Pink/Red/Grey have teamed up (first time since being in the back of the Astrovan together) to re-register incorrectly spelled variations of the ADP name with a link to an impersonation blog. As pointed out in the opening entry, the profiles are very obvious with the new one being from Pittsburgh. There will never be another American Doll Posse name registered by the original owner of the screenname. So promptly ignore any messages received by the impostor. It should also be noted that this blog is the *only* one in our circuit that has a goat mascot and deals with homosexuals at this time. If another arises, we will post about it on here.
The screenname American_Doll_Posse was canceled (not banned). As with any great blog, there are bound to be impersonations. A certified Code Red and a certified Code Pink/Red/Grey have teamed up (first time since being in the back of the Astrovan together) to re-register incorrectly spelled variations of the ADP name with a link to an impersonation blog. As pointed out in the opening entry, the profiles are very obvious with the new one being from Pittsburgh. There will never be another American Doll Posse name registered by the original owner of the screenname. So promptly ignore any messages received by the impostor. It should also be noted that this blog is the *only* one in our circuit that has a goat mascot and deals with homosexuals at this time. If another arises, we will post about it on here.
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Theeman8866 is the topic for this entry. Thee is the Erie room Walmart-greeter pervert. Every room has one. You know, he's the guy who greets every hot guy that would never have anything to do with him. It's very nerve-grating, especially when he's a bona-fide fetal alcohol syndrome case:
Theeman
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
The resemblance is uncanny. Anyhow, Thee will almost never pass up the opportunity to bandwagon against two of the chatroom's most popular posters. His teammate this go around was SpankMyBootyNYC1612. We've eliminated the bots from the conversation as well as the trolls looking for sex.
(spank): you whores are the reason gay.com went to shit to begin with.
(Goat1): Now we're whores? You're the one in the Erie chat looking for phone sex. Who does that anymore?
(Thee): spank, don't pay attention to those two. they are selfless pricks who have no lives. just put them on ignore like i do. [Thee ignores no one.]
(Goat2): you don't put anyone on ignore, fat-ass.
(Goat1): Srsly.
(spank): well they're certainly not nice people.
(Thee): they never are. just ignore them.
(Goat1): Listen, Fetal Alcohol, you're the real troll here. You point out that we hang out in these rooms when you're at the bottom of the list in two rooms at any given time. You work at a bakery making $8 an hour and they'll probably be out of business from all the snacks you sneak into the restrooms to eat.
(Thee): fuck you.
The next time you pretend to have someone on ignore, it's best to ignore him. That's our best advice to you, sweathog.
Until next time...
(spank): you whores are the reason gay.com went to shit to begin with.
(Goat1): Now we're whores? You're the one in the Erie chat looking for phone sex. Who does that anymore?
(Thee): spank, don't pay attention to those two. they are selfless pricks who have no lives. just put them on ignore like i do. [Thee ignores no one.]
(Goat2): you don't put anyone on ignore, fat-ass.
(Goat1): Srsly.
(spank): well they're certainly not nice people.
(Thee): they never are. just ignore them.
(Goat1): Listen, Fetal Alcohol, you're the real troll here. You point out that we hang out in these rooms when you're at the bottom of the list in two rooms at any given time. You work at a bakery making $8 an hour and they'll probably be out of business from all the snacks you sneak into the restrooms to eat.
(Thee): fuck you.
The next time you pretend to have someone on ignore, it's best to ignore him. That's our best advice to you, sweathog.
Until next time...
15 comments:
I am amazed at how often I enter the Erie room and find the same people floating around the bottom of the list. I honestly think they only log off to go to bed, or they get kicked off during the night. Honestly, if you want to meet people, leave your computer and show your face. Be honest with those you meet. As for trolling well beyond your prime, just stop it. When the gay community is discriminated against and our rights are withheld, such as the right to marry, we have only ourselves to blame. Many narrow-minded idiots look at the gay community and wonder why we should be allowed such rights if we are so promiscuous. I can dwell on the subject at length, but I prefer to remain on task.
To that end, we need to get along better as a community, but we cannot keep stirring up controversy by trolling for it. I have stayed away from gay.com not because I do not want to meet people, but because the same ones linger like an old fart at the bottom of the barrel. Remember when you leave the Erie room, treat it like a toilet, just flush.
Very well-put, David.
The Goat happy dance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H3261x-QgI
Click my name for the Happy Goat dance.
That's tits! LOL
you need to really focus more on livluvlifeeriedewd. they dont get crazier than him.
LOL you should warn us when opening theemans pic. i opened it and nearly had a stroke. she is one fugly betch
I'd like to say to the David addressed up above, asshole is ONE word. Thank-you blog owner for pointing that out so clearly as well. I think this blog should have a grammar and spelling section just for people who are not able to spell correctly.
I just saw this blog link on LJ and this has to be the funniest blog ever. I'm a straight woman so I don't know much about gay.com but I had to tell you guys to keep up the good work because I'm a follower now!
buddy holly seems like a sycophant.
Diamie finally went totally mad, we know who you are and we know where u live. did you still want that truck load of cow shit? on your free time u should check out the gay bible view the entire gay bible v1.1 at http://thegaybible.blogspot.com/
prep. we all know you are a code rainbow. why are you on here broadcasting your code red and blue status as well?
Code rainbow ? I'm hardly a code rainbow, I do like how you all bash on others . If I didn't find it so funny I would actually have to think about getting pissed off. It's one thing to hide behind a computer and bash on people and another to do it in real life. The fact of the matter is, your all little wimps . Bashing on people in cyber space makes you feel better about yourself. I find that to be so funny. Keep up the good work and the next time you see me you can call me a code rainbow in person, or do you just want me to stop over? does your mother know that you are calling me a code rainbow? I'm sure she is so disappointed in you, at least your trying to become famous on your little goat page. Maybe getting a job before your 30 would be a good idea. LOL, just a thought. your turn I cannot wait to see what your next bash on prep will be. bi bi bi :oP
1, i dont live with my parents, 2, i never called you a vode rainbow. you called yourself that. k? thanks
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