Due to the overwhelming number of questions that are already answered here, we encourage everyone to revisit this entry. Some codes have changed as well. In example, Code Yellow used to mean balding/bald persons but it's obvious their hairlines are running from their foreheads so a code for them is no longer necessary.
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-FAN MAIL-
whatif311: I LOVE this blog thingy!
All of us here at Goat! International love you too, sexy.
coveted185: I enjoy the offbeat humor and bluntness of the blogspot.
Rock on.
LivLuvLifeErieDewd: do you guys think im hot with my perfect teeth?
madonnafan21: i don't have scabies anymore!
Good?
not2good: im not saying anything because it will just end up in that fucking blog.
Yep.
-CHAT ETIQUETTE-
While the word "etiquette" is typically reserved for polite behaviour, in this newly-created section of the blog entries, we're going to use it synonymously with "acceptable behaviour." We're providing this section as a service to you. Use the tips we provide so you look a little less inane.
Tip #01: The ignore feature. Let us blow the whistle on this one: very few people *actually* put someone on ignore when they say they're going to. When you use the ignore feature on someone, it eliminates anything they say in chat from your view, as well as prevents them from being able to private-chat with you.
Neat, eh? The key to making it effective is you actually need to use it and not pretend. If you pretend to put someone on ignore (like 98% of the people who claim to), you're bound to slip up and be outted in the room as someone who fake-iggy's (pretends to put someone on ignore.) The former American_Doll_Posse is very good at getting people to slip up and be outted in the chat. Noteworthy: Do not be like Theeman, our FAS case from last entry, and while pretending to have his two-favourite posters on ignore, keep bringing up the "fact" they're on ignore. This means don't keep asking someone who they're talking to and then being like, "Oh, I can't see them; they're on ignore." Over. And. Over. And. Over. again. No one is convinced, Sweaty. How this incorporates into our tip section is as follows: If you can't take the heat in the chatroom, simply log-off. If you're like Novus2004 and simply can't take the heat but don't want to actually leave the computer and miss anything, then do as he does; pretend to leave the computer. His card is, "I have better things to do. I'll see you all later." While Novus2004 is a bona fide Code Red, he's at least wise enough to not try the fake-iggy shit. Props to you!
Tip #02: Do not put in your bioline on gay.com that you're not looking for a hook-up while simultaneously being logged into manhunt looking for a few loads to be dumped in your gaping ass. You don't need to try to save face by acting like an innocent Quaker on gay.com.
Tip #03: In lieu of the ignore feature, some decide to log-out of gay.com but return with a different screen-name. This is effective *IF* you're smart enough to actually change your botguard question. Enough said.
Tip #04: If you absolutely must lie to make yourself sound more interesting, do your research to make yourself more believable. If 70% of the room either doesn't believe you OR can point out flaws in your lie, you need to start over and hopefully, research to do better in Round 2. Case in point: Steve Moyer (moyersteveo18) was in the Erie room a few days ago trying to tell everyone that he worked for Penn-DOT (Department of Transportation) and that he put in over 60 hours in three days. To make himself look even "smarter", he claimed that he had to be piss-tested three times a week. Superhuman Steve *even* made time to be online constantly *and* in the bars during those three days.
Dear Steve, it's not possible. DOT doesn't allow you to work 20-hours straight. DOT doesn't piss-test you three times a week either. It takes a bit of time to do the testing, and it's just not feasible to drug-test you that often. You're a beer-delivery boy. You don't work for DOT. You live with a fossil that touches your junk so you can have a place to live. Stop the lying.
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-FASHION-
Listen. We get it. Not everyone can afford Prada. However, the world as a whole expects fags to be held to a higher fashion standard than the breeders. We've decided to include a discussion on fashion in the blog as yet another service to you.
Seriously. Fucking stop with these ridiculous hats. They were Salvation Army rejects in the 80's, and no one is looking for their return to vogue.
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-TODAY'S TROLL-
WestSideRick is our troll for today. It doesn't matter what time of the day or night; when you hit the Cleveland West room, our troll WestSideRick (WSR) is at it, creeping out the hotties.
WSR: I want a poster size copy of your pic for my bedroom, PNutOH
Now, if that doesn't say "stalker", we don't know what does.
somethingreal75: hot guy was trying to pick me up
WSR: that's what happens when you're hot
Wow, Rick, you're just full of creep-style flattery! Too bad you're blind and can't see that somethingreal75 is really fugged-out.
WSR: I could never be friends with a personal trainer, he'd make me do things I'd hate him for
Like, put the goddamn bag of chips down?
Until next time...
7 comments:
i love how you guys compartmentalized the sections. good job and keep us entertained!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! oh christ! i shot milk and oreos out my nose reading this latest blog
The little black boy picture is priceless!
for a good laugh at how incredibly stupid prepinohio is please read thegaybible.blogspot.com
ok prep, first off. i dont have the attention span to type all this shit up, it would take me 6 months to type one paragraph. and second, if this were MY blog, you know damn well you would have been the first to be on here. now go do what you're best at doing. mowing grass, and shoveling snow inbetween hanging out at the bath house.
Meow kittin boi, and that stuff that I do like mow grass or play in the dirt, well its called a job or career. LOL Yea, maybe before your 35 you might want to try working some. But it was nice that you said I do it best cause I am very good at what I do. BTW Jason read the goat page and he thinks you all are nuts but he did get a good laugh too. Oh and Jason says hi. (hugs) and (kisses)
LOL once again your math skills shine on little kitten. its public record who owns property, I'm not 40 + but as always your just tiring to abuse people online for amusement. I'm also not bald and I only fart at night. there is nothin wron wif my skhool educational, dumbass, btw why are you still stalking me for? How do you have so much time to pretend to be all these people that leave ans post comments? oh and I didn't realize that the SSI checks were large enough for you to get your own apartment. maybe being a code rainbow does pay. I guess for some people its easier to become a code rainbow,collect a SSI check, than to mow grass or shovel snow. :o( maybe someday you can try being nice to me or anyone, try it once.
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